What Is That Funky Smell?
to Nadine Knows
So the other day, I was asked to
dance by someone I didn't know. Turned out to be a fabulous lead. I twirled and
swayed and laughed with glee during the dance. I barely noticed his body odor (B.O.).
The following week, the same person asked me to dance. This time, I couldn't
focus on following because I was HIGHLY distracted by that NASTY FUNKY ODOR
emanating beyond his pores through his shirt, and CLINGING onto moi!! I could
feel my beads of sweat trying their hardest to repell his. To no avail. I
half-panicked every time we ended up in some body-to-body position.
After the struggle/dance was over, I
politely thanked him, and excused myself to the ladies' room, where I lathered
up and tried to rid myself of that armpittish scent. Heck, I should've washed my
shirt right then and there in the bathroom sink, because believe it or not, for
the rest of the night, I caught that scent on ME. ICK to the nth degree! People,
this has GOT to stop. Are we not in the enlightened age of deodorant, colognes,
perfumes, deodorant, mountain-fresh-soaps, scented body wash, and did I mention
DEODORANT?!!? Salsa dancing is a close contact activity. I don't particularly
love smelling like some dude's cologne at the end of the night. (Do some of you
guys do your laundry with your cologne instead of A-L- or what?) But I'll
take the cologne any day over pungent-weight-room-sweat. There is NO reason I
should catch an acrid waft of anyone's funky armpit odor.
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